I learned a new word recently and I'm dying to use it!
Ooooo!! I'm really good at this sort of stuff! What's the word?
Me (excitedly; can hardly contain it):
Concision. Isn't it just the greatest word EVER!! I love the way it just rolls off the tongue..... "concision." Say it! Doesn't it just sound so cool and intelligent? I love it! I want to write a post using it, or about it.
Well, don't make it a long one.
I'm just saying... prolixity* would not be appropriate in a post with such a title, don't you think?
I'm just saying...
*Full disclosure: She actually used the word "verbosity," but I felt that was just too banal for the post, so I changed it (writer's prerogative) to a more grandiloquent word.